ALIEN wins

Ripley: How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
Ash: You can't.
Parker: That's bullshit.
Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

“If it bleeds, we can kill it”

Two very powerful quotes from two very different films. One, a masterpiece of horror and visual design. A damn near perfect film simply because it accomplished everything it sat out to do. The other a moron movie in the guise of a horror film, though entertaining, doesn’t hold a candle to the latter.

That being said, this is my interpretation of the result of a Predator fool heartedly trying to hunt a Giger/Scott’s Alien.

Giger’s alien was a sensual frightening nightmarish combination of flesh and steel. It needed no queen, it needed no hive, it only had itself. A different being entirely from Cameron’s bastardization.

A lot of things make more sense with alien if you ignore the Cameron interpretation. Alien bursts from Kane’s chest and in its pink fleshy phallic state it escapes the eyes of humans into the shadows. Within hours it goes nearly a hundred times it’s size. How? Well, ask Giger, he’ll tell you it was because it was assimilating bits of the ship as it grew, transforming itself into the ‘perfect adapting organism’ that we see later in the film.

Then Brett, one of the ship’s resident repairmen and mechanics, is bitten in the skull by the alien. Suddenly the alien can easily navigate the ship’s ventilation system? Did it bite into his brain matter to process information? Giger and Scott both seemed to think so…

Finally the creature manages to escape the ship as it self destructs and follows Ridley onto the escape pod, where it was originally intended to kill her and then send out the last log in her own voice. However, instead, it was impaled by a grappling gun and ejected from the ship. IT STILL LIVES. Though a piece of steel is jutting from either side of the creature’s gut, it still lives. To which it attempts to re-enter the ship by latching onto the thruster housing and is finally BLASTED by a thruster. A thruster that is so powerful and so hot, it can propel a vehicle through space, and it still lives. The creature is finally ejected into the dark void of space where it’s fate is unknown.

Predator… on the other hand was shot in the knee and nearly put out of commission then finally crushed by a wooden log that warranted it commit suicide instead of die naturally.

Do I hate predator? No. Do I hate ALIENS, yes. I looooove alien, I think a fight between the mildly erotic weird moving alien and the MANLY MAN predator would be so fucking unique and strange, certainly more interesting then watching one predator shoulder cannon a hundred giant bugs.

So, like I said, this is how I think a fight between a gung hoe USED to fighting aliens Predator and a Giger/Scott alien would go down…

Also, how fucking inefficient would a parasitic organism be if it was dependent on a QUEEN and a HOST for reproduction? Seriously, Cameron needs his head examined.

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